"Ooo! These words fit together nicely. I like them. They are my favorites."
"Okay, paragraph, you've had your turn – wrap it up."
"SERIOUSLY, PARAGRAPH, FIND A WRAP POINT. YOU ARE DONE."
"Yay! Dialogue! Dialogue is also my favorite."
"Nothing is happening. They're just talking. Should something be happening?"
"Bleck! This is a mess! What happened to my plot? Why is everything everywhere?"
"I have to get this together. Now. Where's the broom?"
"Come ON, words – just be better!"
"OH MY GOD THIS PROJECT IS A MESS AND IT'S NEVER GETTING FINISHED AND EVEN IF IT DOES IT'S JUST A SHALLOW SELF-INDULGENT NAVEL-GAZING HORROR THAT NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE EVER SO WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER I'M JUST GOING TO BUILD A BARN SO I CAN TAKE IT OUT BEHIND SAID BARN AND SHOOT IT!"
:: Enter The Man who gently plies with chocolate and says to just keep going ::
*eats chocolate* *dusts self off* *starts again*
Annnnd lather, rinse, repeat.